This represents the TeslaMondo portfolio for now, in proper proportion. Both companies own tollbooths to the future, but Nvidia has more lanes, so TeslaMondo allocates investment dollars accordingly.

September set oil-burning record


Click the image to read the consumption data. Yes, America really hearts its gas pickups and SUVs. It won’t be easy to unravel such a sticky love pretzel. It will require some serious chutzpah and mighty strong sex appeal.

Katy Perry is now less annoying

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TeslaMondo finds few songs more annoying than “Firework.” When Perry barks “Oh oh oh” she sounds almost exactly like a sea lion. But all is forgiven. Bark away, ye foul vixen.

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