Anton Wahlman drains Tesla stores

Tesla’s retail stores have just seen an immediate 30-60 percent drop in foot traffic due to Anton Wahlman, a guy who gets published on financial websites because he’s been published on other financial websites. He is using his immense online credibility to set up his own chain of showrooms strategically located near Tesla’s busiest stores. Customers are flocking to Anton’s Awesome Autos to sample his brutal lineup of Tesla-killers:

  1. The Nissan NV-200 minivan
  2. The Audi A8 diesel
  3. The 2019 RAV4 Hybrid


Anton's Awesome Autos

Anton’s Awesome Autos


11 thoughts on “Anton Wahlman drains Tesla stores

  1. LakinPlates says:

    Ahhh. . . Anton Wahlman. . . a man devoid of morals. No wonder he will NEVER grasp the reasons behind Tesla’s appeal and success.


  2. Brian says:

    We will always remember, the man, the legend, Mr Anton Wahlman. I think I much prefer Wahlburgers.


  3. Chris says:

    Awesome! Don’t forget he’s going to need thousands of parking spots to keep the Chevy Bolts lined up for eager customers. Aren’t they outselling Tesla 9 to 1? 🙂


  4. Charlie says:

    Anton chases his tail in his most recent SA piece arguing Tesla has a new viable competitor from Toyota that achieves same fuel cost as Model 3 then immediatly says it doesn’t matter because fuel costs don’t matter to consumers.

    So pleased to see this blog resurrected.


  5. Keith says:

    I suspect Anton knows what he is writing is rubbish. See the disclaimer at the end of his recent Seeking Alpha articles. He wants to avoid the risk of class action by shorts bitten by his Tesla-negative spin.


  6. B P says:

    One day it might be nice to see Anton smile…maybe when he picks up his first Tesla?


  7. Tyler says:

    We still don’t have the electric van from Nissan.
    An A8 diesel is far from exciting. Have you ever looked at the cost of maintenance on a VW diesel? Not to mention the environmental cost of burning diesel…
    Hybrids are not exiting.


  8. Tyler says:

    Hybrids are not exciting*


  9. Josephideag says:

    fzpc ffn more info


  10. Marco Panzani says:

    How he has not been run over by his own stupidity already, is a miracle.


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