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Model III strikes a more studious, benign silhouette than its gangsta parents.  Sure, a change of shoes would crank up the ‘tude, but it’s still clear that Model III is the upstanding citizen of the family. This is a good thing, for Model III has to win over male and female, young and old, Californian, Chinese and soon enough, Indian. It’s the car charged with making Tesla a household name even in the “iciest” households, and we’re not talking igloos. The court of public opinion is always swayed by new suit, clean shave and fresh pair of spectacles. “We, the jury, find the defendant not guilty of foisting something hairy and scary upon us. In fact, we’ll each buy one right now.”


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