Gig 2 yearn-athon begins in Europe

Remember the civil war we witnessed when American states competed to land Gig 1? The nadir came when Texas Gov. Rick Perry drove around town in a Tesla, trying to look like something besides a dork.

Well, now that Tesla has bought Grohmann and is chatting up a Gig 2 in Europe, we’re about to witness a metric ton of pleas like these:

Slovakia wants Tesla.
Belgium wants Tesla.
Spain wants Tesla.
France wants Tesla.
India wants Tesla. It’s not in Europe? It will join Europe if it means getting a factory. It’s already filling out papers.

You can read about the merits/demerits of European countries in the comments right here.


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