Seven sneaky words make women jump you

You’ve seen the buttock bait everywhere but refuse to click? Well, TeslaMondo has done the probing or you. Here’s the trick: You wait until it’s night time,  and quiet, and you’re alone with your spouse in bed. You’ve been talking about finances: college loans, home improvements, credit card strategies etc. That’s when you utter the sneaky words:

“I put a deposit on a Tesla.”

She will leap on you forthwith and begin hollering. With any luck, you’ll have a moment to explain the refundability clause before your genitals are removed and thrown out the window.

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2 thoughts on “Seven sneaky words make women jump you

  1. Eric says:

    When I told my wife about my donation to Elon Musk she started laughing and wouldn’t believe me. When I showed her the credit card statement she shrugged, said “OK” and asked me “when’s it going to be delivered?”. So, total non-event.

    Me promising her my current Lexus hybrid may have something to do with it, though.

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  2. M.H. Kane says:

    Fewer words for better results: ” I bought you a Tesla. “

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