S.E.X. lineup in name only?

Model X obscene plate, TeslaMondoTeslaMondo has already predicted that autonomous tech will make Tesla vehicles singularly shagadelic, even while in motion. Idle hands, you know, are the Devil’s workshop. And the hatchback with folding seat setup creates a bed, for those who require beds for this purpose. In fact, the Model S already serves as a legit hotel.

But the “Tesla for the everyman” ain’t no hatchback. Which means this ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no foolin’ around. Sigh. The rich get richer, and the poor get shafted. Or, rather, they don’t.

Model Y, where are U?


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