Demand for Tesla Energy batteries could max out Gig 1, Musk has said. Yet it’s very possible that demand for Model ☰ could also gobble up the capacity of Gig 1. You realize what this means? It means it’s time to talk about “Gig 2
Electric Avenue Electric Bugaloo.” The state governors who lost out on Gig 1 should jump into their dumpsters and brush the coffee grounds off their “come hither” proposals. They might get another shot. TeslaMondo recalls the typical word tracks from those proposals:
“Every citizen of ______ graduated cum laude, has no mismatched socks in their drawers and can speak two languages without the help of a Satanic possession, and a bonus language WITH a possession. In a show of appreciation, every Tesla employee would get to use Kohl’s coupons even for the items listed as non-applicable.”
Or something along those lines. TeslaMondo predicts that by the end of 2016, Tesla will be scouting property for Gig 2. Not only is Gig 1 going to quickly reach capacity, but One is also the loneliest number that you’ll ever do.