Drifting is like pornography, but it’s an even more ignoble form of gawking.
Drifting: Brazen violation of the product owner’s manual.
Porn: Human body lacks an owner’s manual.
Drifting: Waste of rubber.
Porn: No rubbers.
Drifting: Performer needs to employ aggression and yet restraint, lest the show end early.
Porn: Ok, ditto.
Drifting: Horrible wailing sound.
Porn: The same, but easily muted.
Neither pursuit would earn a prominent position on the resume of the human race, but you know what’s even more embarrassing? Gawking at other people’s incomes.