Resistance is futile if < one ohm

Resistance: What if Tesla can’t deliver the 6,500 jobs?
Overcome: You really think Tesla casually mutters unrealistic numbers?

Resistance: Subsidizing a product for export invites anti-dumping tariffs.
Overcome: A worry for Tesla, not Nev-ADD-a. And Tesla will build overseas before long.

Resistance: This $1.3b in tax concessions sets a scary precedent.
Overcome: Precedent phobia is best left for car dealers, and they’ve conceded Nev-ADD-a.

Resistance: This will mean fewer tax breaks for Hollywood filmmakers.
Overcome: Here’s a list of films shot in Nev-ADD-a. Thanks, Hollywood.

Austin Powers in Goldmember, Bite the Bullet, California Split, The Call of the Wild, Cannonball Run II, The Cannonball Run, The Captive City, Charley Varrick, Cherry 2000, Chicken Every Sunday, The Covered Wagon, Dead Man, The Electric Horseman, Far from Home, Fighter Pilot: Operation Red Flag, The Gauntlet, The Hangover, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, Hick, The Hollywood Sign, Independence Day, Into the Wild, The Island, Jinxed!, Kill Me Again, Kingpin, Louis and the Brothel, Love Ranch, Mafia!, Mars Attacks!, Melvin and Howard, The Misfits, The Motel Life, The Muppets, Next, Over the Top, Pearl Harbor, Rain Man, Rat Race, The Shootist, Showgirls, Sister Act, Smokin’ Aces, Solaris, Star Trek Generations, State Penitentiary, Static, Stir Crazy, Taking My Parents to Burning Man, Thunder Run, Time Piece, Total Recall, Transformers, Universal Soldier, Up in the Air, Vanishing Point (1971), Vegas Vacation, View from the Top, The Village Barbershop, Waking Up in Reno, The Wizard.

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3 thoughts on “Resistance is futile if < one ohm

  1. Timmy says:

    Also futile if less than 1 OMG.

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  2. Mike says:

    You forgot “The Cooler” and “Hard Eight”!

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