Insurance carriers, take note. Almost nobody is stealing the Model S.
TeslaMondo does not purport to think like a car thief, but will try for a moment: First, the Model S is the most connected car on the road. You’ll never hide it from Big Brother unless you buy up every roll of tin foil at Walgreens and wrap the entire car double-thick, and nobody has that kind of time. Second, it has no cat convertor, detachable entertainment system or portable NAV. Those are among the most lucrative black-market goodies. Third, you can’t pop the ignition. And fourth, this whole subject has some seriously bad karma.